This goes in the WTF file...
Real Men Exfoliate (source: Mimegasite)
I enjoy a massage as much as anyone. My glasses have designer frames. I own an Armani sportcoat and a two tuxes. I've been know to match my ties and socks. I try to look a good as a paunchy, bald, almost-50 year-old can. I even use an electric nose hair clipper.
But for the life of me, I don't get why the press is trying to push all this frilly fashion crap down men's throats. Call me a dinosaur. I used to read GQ a couple of times a year just to ensure I was on top of things. But now that venerable magazine is full of photos from male runway shows. What gives? I'd take those ridiculously posed shots where the guy in Hart Schafner & Marx was casually looking at his watch over a photos of ridiculous men strutting a runway in a feather-trimmed peacoat any day.
I know when I run across people who are too groomed (and that encompasses a range from Jude Law to Tom DeLay - as well as lots of women), I get the sense that it's all about them. More huckster than gentleman. And I really don't have time for those kinds of people. I'd prefer to be with people of substance. There's only so much time in a day, you know?
That doesn't mean guys should be slobs. That's a whole other set of disorders. But one of the great things about being a guy was that we could keep things relatively simple. A wardrobe of jackets, shirts, belts, ties, socks and shoes that was for the most part, interchangeable. Which is why we were always dressed and ready to go out well before our wives or girlfriends. We never had the burden of having to master our universe and look oh-so-perfect doing it. Looking professional was enough.
And why do we even want that burden?
If I go to a show in the near future and find that those ubiquitous massage chairs in the registration lobby have been replaced by a steam facial and eyebrow-plucking service, I'll know it's time to pack it in from this business and take a job in aisle 5 at Home Depot.
Those orange aprons don't go with anything. And that's just fine with me.
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